The Stern Report #2

NASCAR:

For this week’s Stern Report we are staring with a retraction. NASCAR is fucking awesome. Tyler Reddick is currently leading on points after winning five out of the first nine races to start the season. Yes, Michael Jordan is winning (he co-owns Reddick’s race team). Speaking of which, hopefully the Chicago Bulls get the number one draft pick on Sunday, but that’s a topic for another time.

NFL:

Aaron Rodgers is returning to the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2026. With Michael Pittman Jr. joining the team and a reunion of Rodgers and Mike McCarthy, expect a return of the long ball down the field. I’m just happy that Aaron isn’t wearing those ugly green colors from that team in the Alabama of the Midwest…

NBA:

The NBA playoffs have begun. We’re in the semi-finals and so far I think it will be the Knicks and Thunder in the Finals. Love watching men pass balls all over the court.

MLS:

Nashville is officially a soccer town now. Nashville SC is currently atop the Eastern Conference and hopefully we can maintain it before the World Cup break. The Titans and Predators are terrible, why even bother supporting them anymore?

NFL:

Mike Vrabel. Do I need to say anything else?