The Stern Report #3

NBA:

Lebron James is officially a free agent. The Lakers fell to the Oklahoma City Thunder via a 4-0 sweep. We are all curious if Lebron will finally hang it up or if he signs somewhere else. Maybe Golden State for one last push but who knows anymore. Maybe we are just tired of talking about him.

NFL:

Quarterback, the hit Netflix show, returns in July. Baker Mayfield, Joe Flacco, Cam Ward, and wannabe first overall pick Jayden Daniels. Jayden Daniels was hurt the whole entire year. Why the fuck do I want to see this? The Washington Commanders have had a history of terrible Quarterbacks and this one is no different. Had one good first year and then falls off for the rest of his career. Might as well refer to Jayden Daniels as RG4.

Caleb Williams continues his offseason training with the Bears receiving corps in Los Angeles. Watch Rome Odunze and Luther Burden thrive. Caleb is creating his own path to be an MVP caliber talent this year. Jayden Daniels should just be happy to have been drafted in the same round as Caleb Williams. He has that going for himself, I guess.

Jayden Daniels is terrible.  The Washington Commanders will be so bad this upcoming season expect another name change after the season is done. Did I mention I don't like Jayden Daniels?

NHL:

The NHL playoffs are happening. I have no idea who is in it neither do I care really.

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